YOU SAID:
oof ow ouch my bones. my wife broke them and ran away
INTO JAPANESE
oof わー痛い私の骨。私の妻はそれらを壊したし、逃げた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF!. bones hurt me. My wife broke them and then ran away
INTO JAPANESE
OOF。骨は、私を傷つけます。私の妻はそれらを壊したし、逃げ出した後
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF. Bone breaks my heart. Then my wife broke them and then ran away.
INTO JAPANESE
OOF。骨は、私の心を壊します。私の妻はそれらを壊したし、逃げていったよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF. Bone breaks my heart. My wife broke them and it ran away.
INTO JAPANESE
OOF。骨は、私の心を壊します。私の妻はそれらを壊した、それは逃げた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF. Bone breaks my heart. My wife broke them, it ran away.
INTO JAPANESE
OOF。骨は、私の心を壊します。私の妻はそれらを壊した、それは逃げた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF. Bone breaks my heart. My wife broke them, it ran away.
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