YOU SAID:

Oof oof him and me shoe I'd be dammed if I eat a cheese

INTO JAPANESE

彼と私の靴のチーズを食べたらめちゃくちゃだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate him and my shoe cheese, and it was fucked up.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼と私の靴のチーズを食べましたが、それはめちゃくちゃでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate his and my shoe's cheese, but it was a mess.

INTO JAPANESE

彼と靴のチーズを食べたが、めちゃくちゃだった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate cheese in my shoes with him, but it was a mess.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼と一緒に靴の中でチーズを食べたが、めちゃくちゃだった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate cheese with him in my shoe, but it was a mess.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼と靴でチーズを食べたが、めちゃくちゃだった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate cheese with him in my shoes, but it was a mess.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼と靴でチーズを食べたが、めちゃくちゃだった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate cheese with him in my shoes, but it was a mess.