YOU SAID:
Oof oo f shmoofy pooch flipping out my fingernails god!
INTO JAPANESE
私の指の爪の神を弾いています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I play the god of my fingernail!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の爪の神を演じる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will play the god of my nails!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の爪の神を演じるでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will play the god of my nails!
Come on, you can do better than that.