YOU SAID:
Oof! Oh! Hi, TB, my good ol' friend!
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ウーフ!おお!こんにちは、TB、私の古き良き友人です!
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Woof! oh! Hello TB, my good old friend!
INTO JAPANESE
横糸!おお!こんにちは、TB、私の古き良き友人です!
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Weft! oh! Hello TB, my good old friend!
INTO JAPANESE
よこ糸!おお!こんにちは、TB、私の古き良き友人です!
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Weft! oh! Hello TB, my good old friend!
Come on, you can do better than that.