YOU SAID:
oof hello hi oof hello
INTO JAPANESE
oof こんにちはこんにちはこんにちは不在
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF HI HI HI's absence
INTO JAPANESE
OOF はこんにちはこんにちはこんにちの不在
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OOF is HI HI HI missed
INTO JAPANESE
OOF はこんにちはこんにちはこんにちは逃した
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The OOF is HI HI HI missed
INTO JAPANESE
OOF 逃したこんにちはこんにちはこんにちは、します。
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HI HI HI missed OOF.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはこんにちはこんにちは、OOF を逃した。
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HI HI HI missed OOF.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.