YOU SAID:
Only when pigs fly will I ever go out with you!
INTO JAPANESE
豚が空を飛べるときだけ、私はあなたと一緒に出かけます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will go out with you only when pigs can fly!
INTO JAPANESE
豚が飛べる時だけ一緒に出かけるよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I only go out with pigs when they can fly!
INTO JAPANESE
豚と一緒に出かけるのは、豚が飛べるときだけです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Only go out with pigs when they can fly!
INTO JAPANESE
豚と一緒に出かけるのは、豚が飛べるときだけにしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Only go out with pigs when they can fly.
INTO JAPANESE
豚と一緒に出かけるのは、豚が飛べるときだけにしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Only go out with pigs when they can fly.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.