YOU SAID:
One upon a time there was a girl with super long hair and then a boy came to climb her hair and killed the kidnapper
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、超長髪の女の子がいて、男の子が髪を登って誘拐犯を殺した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a girl with super long hair, and a boy climbed his hair and killed the kidnapper.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、超長髪の女の子がいて、男の子が髪を登って誘拐犯を殺しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a girl with super long hair, and a boy climbed his hair and killed the kidnapper.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.