YOU SAID:
one time my dad licked my cat and dried off his feet because worms eat dirt
INTO JAPANESE
かつて私の父は私の猫をなめて、虫が汚れを食べたので彼の足を乾かした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once my dad licked my cat and dried his feet because the insects ate dirt
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私の猫をなめて、そして昆虫が汚れを食べたので彼の足を乾燥させたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dad licked my cat, and when his feet were dried as insects ate dirt
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私の猫をなめました、そして昆虫が汚れを食べたので彼の足が乾いたとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dad licked my cat, and when his feet were dry as insects ate dirt
INTO JAPANESE
私の父は私の猫をなめました、そして昆虫が汚れを食べたので彼の足が乾いた時
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dad licked my cat, and when his feet were dry as insects ate dirt
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