YOU SAID:
One time I went to my house and my dog was playing call of duty ghosts. I slapped him and put him in the trash
INTO JAPANESE
ある時私は自分の家に行って、私の犬は、デューティ幽霊の呼び出しを遊んでいました。私は彼を平手打ちし、ゴミ箱に彼を置きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One time I went to his house, my dog, was playing the call of duty ghost. I slapped him, put him in the trash
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼の家に行って一時間は、私の犬は、デューティゴーストのコールを演奏しました。私はゴミ箱に彼を入れて、彼を平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One hour I went to his house, my dog, was playing the call of duty ghost. I put him in the trash, slap him
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼の家に行って一時間は、私の犬は、デューティゴーストのコールを演奏しました。私はゴミ箱に彼を入れて、彼を平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One hour I went to his house, my dog, was playing the call of duty ghost. I put him in the trash, slap him
That didn't even make that much sense in English.