YOU SAID:
one time i went into the store and bought a pair of pants but the pants were very small so i just strangled my self with them
INTO JAPANESE
一度店に行ってパンツを買いましたが、パンツがとても小さかったので、自分で絞め殺しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the store and bought pants, but the pants were so small that I strangled myself.
INTO JAPANESE
店に行ってズボンを買いましたが、ズボンが小さすぎて首を絞めました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the store and bought pants, but my pants were too small and I strangled.
INTO JAPANESE
店に行ってズボンを買いましたが、ズボンが小さすぎて首を絞めました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the store and bought pants, but my pants were too small and I strangled.
You should move to Japan!