YOU SAID:
One time, I threw a kid down the stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
一度、私は階段の下で子供を投げつけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once, I threw a child under the stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
階段の下
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Under the Stairs
INTO JAPANESE
階段の下
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Under the Stairs
That didn't even make that much sense in English.