YOU SAID:
one time i pooped my pants at camp
INTO JAPANESE
一度キャンプでズボンをうんちしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once I pooped my pants at the camp
INTO JAPANESE
キャンプでズボンを脱いだら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you take off your pants at the camp
INTO JAPANESE
キャンプでズボンを脱ぐと
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take off your pants at the camp
INTO JAPANESE
キャンプでズボンを脱ぐ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Take off your pants at the camp
That didn't even make that much sense in English.