YOU SAID:
One time I kicked a chair so hard it exploded and I fractured my foot in twelve different places
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度椅子を蹴って激しく爆発し、私は12の異なる場所で足を骨折させた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked the chair once and violently exploded, and I broke my leg in 12 different places
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度椅子を蹴り、激しく爆発し、私は12の異なった場所で私の足を壊した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked the chair once and exploded violently and I broke my leg in 12 different places
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度椅子を蹴り、激しく爆発し、私は12の異なる場所で私の足を壊した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked the chair once and exploded violently and I broke my legs in 12 different places
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度椅子を蹴り、激しく爆発し、私は12の異なる場所で私の足を壊した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked the chair once and exploded violently and I broke my legs in 12 different places
Come on, you can do better than that.