YOU SAID:
One time I fell down the stairs and farted.
INTO JAPANESE
一度私は階段の下に落ちて、怒った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once I fell under the stairs, I got angry.
INTO JAPANESE
私が階段の下に落ちたら、私は怒った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I felt angry when I fell under the stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
私が階段の下に落ちたとき、私は怒っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was angry when I fell under the stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
私が階段の下に落ちたとき、私は怒っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was angry when I fell under the stairs.
That's deep, man.