YOU SAID:
one time I farted and my wife blew up.
INTO JAPANESE
ある時、私がおならをしたら、妻が爆発しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One time, my wife exploded when I farted.
INTO JAPANESE
ある時、私がおならをしたら妻が爆発した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One time, my wife exploded when I farted.
You've done this before, haven't you.