YOU SAID:
One time, I ate a taco that had month old beef in it and I got food poisoning so badly I was on life support.
INTO JAPANESE
ある時、生後1ヶ月の牛肉が入ったタコスを食べたのですが、食中毒になり、生命維持に携わっていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
At one point, I ate a taco containing beef that was one month old, but I became food poisoned and was involved in life support.
INTO JAPANESE
ある時、生後1ヶ月の牛肉のタコスを食べましたが、食中毒になり、生命維持に携わりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
At one point, I ate a one-month-old beef taco, but became food poisoning and was involved in life support.
INTO JAPANESE
ある時、生後1ヶ月のビーフタコスを食べましたが、食中毒になり、生命維持に携わりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
At one point, I ate a one-month-old beef taco, but became food poisoning and was involved in life support.
Come on, you can do better than that.