YOU SAID:
One time I ate a cat instead of my hamburger
INTO JAPANESE
ハンバーガーの代わりに猫を食べたことがあるとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I have eaten a cat instead of a hamburger
INTO JAPANESE
ハンバーガーの代わりに猫を食べたとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I ate a cat instead of a hamburger
INTO JAPANESE
ハンバーガーの代わりに猫を食べたとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I ate a cat instead of a hamburger
That didn't even make that much sense in English.