YOU SAID:
One time I ate a bug that wasn't dead before I ate it like it was a living bug and I almost died
INTO JAPANESE
1 回食べた生活バグだったし、私はほとんど死亡のようにそれを食べる前に死んでいなかったバグ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
14303:1
INTO JAPANESE
{1} を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
14303:1
That didn't even make that much sense in English.