YOU SAID:
One thing was certain, that the white kitten had nothing to do with it—it was the black kitten’s fault entirely.
INTO JAPANESE
一つは、白い子猫とは何の関係も持っていないことを、確信したことを、それが黒い子猫の障害は完全でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One was that black kitten's fault entirely convinced that white kittens and have nothing to do.
INTO JAPANESE
1 つは、全く確信して子猫を白、何もしなければその黒の子猫のせいだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One is absolutely sure, kittens white, nothing was the black kitten's fault.
INTO JAPANESE
子猫 1 つが絶対に確かに、白い、何もは黒の子猫のせいだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kitty one is absolutely sure white, nothing that was the black kitten's fault.
INTO JAPANESE
キティ 1 つは絶対に黒の子猫のせいだった、確か白の何もであります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kitty one is absolutely was the black kitten's fault, certainly in anything white.
INTO JAPANESE
1 つは絶対にキティは確かに何か白いの黒い子猫のせいだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One absolutely Kitty is certainly something White was the black kitten's fault
INTO JAPANESE
1 つ絶対にキティは確かに何か白の黒の子猫のせい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One absolutely certainly Kitty white something black kitten's fault
INTO JAPANESE
1 つ絶対に確かにハローキティ白い何か黒の子猫の障害
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One absolutely certainly Hello Kitty white something black kitten's fault
INTO JAPANESE
1 つ絶対に確かにハローキティ ホワイト何か黒の子猫の障害
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One absolutely certainly Hello Kitty white something black kitten's fault
That didn't even make that much sense in English.