YOU SAID:
One less stuffy waked distantly harsh adept grudging and cried alas mammoth goodness more less blind before kangaroo
INTO JAPANESE
少ない息苦しい起床遠く厳しい熟達不承不承と叫んだああマンモス良さ以上カンガルーの前にブラインド以下
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Far less stuffy morning a demanding skill grudgingly grudgingly and shouted Oh mammoth goodness or more before the Kangaroo blind following
INTO JAPANESE
はるかに少ない息苦しい朝、不承不承不承不承スキルを求めて叫んだああマンモス下さいましカンガルー ブラインド次の前に
That didn't even make that much sense in English.