YOU SAID:
One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all take off our shoes at the airport; thirty-one school shootings since Columbine and no change in our regulation of guns.
INTO JAPANESE
1つは靴爆弾の試行に失敗し、我々はすべて空港で靴を脱ぐ。コロンバインから31回の学校銃撃を受け、銃規制の変更はありませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One fails to try shoe bombs, we all take off our shoes at the airport. I received school shooting 31 times from Colombine, there was no change in gun control.
INTO JAPANESE
1つは靴の爆弾を試して失敗する、私たちはすべて空港で私たちの靴を脱ぐ。私はColombineから31回学校射撃を受け、銃規制に変化はなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One fails trying shoe bombs, we all take off our shoes at the airport. I received school shooting 31 times from Colombine, there was no change in gun control.
INTO JAPANESE
1つは靴の爆弾を試して失敗する、我々はすべて空港で私たちの靴を脱ぐ。私はColombineから31回学校射撃を受け、銃規制に変化はなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One fails trying shoe bombs, we all take off our shoes at the airport. I received school shooting 31 times from Colombine, there was no change in gun control.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.