YOU SAID:
one does not simply be two
INTO JAPANESE
1 つは単に 2 つをことはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One of just two that.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょうど 2 つのこと。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just two things.
INTO JAPANESE
2つある
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I'll give you two.
INTO JAPANESE
2つある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll give you two.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.