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One day, the grand Rabbi, Grand Pooba and Pope of the world set out on a grand adventure into space to find a new frontier for human kind. They stumbled upon a planet they named Jay Ef Kay in honor to their great supreme leader, JFK. On this world, the Rabbi found a green stone and said "Look upon this stone thy children of God, for it is the heart and soul of our lord." The Pope then said "Alas, you are wrong. It is the eye of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ" After a long argument about a stone, the Grand Pooba accidently tripped and smashed the stone off a rock. The Rabbi and Pope then proceeded to bludgeon the Pooba to death with their fists until he let out his last breath with blood leaking from his eye sockets. Then the Rabbi and Pope realized that the Pooba was the only one who knew how to pilot the spaceship they took to the planet of Jay Ef Kay, and they died alone on the desolate planet. The human race was doomed and later died out due to lack of resources because the three leaders left them in anarchy and failed to find a new planet. The end.

INTO JAPANESE

ある日、グランドのラビ、グランド Pooba と世界の教皇に出かけた空間に壮大な冒険人類のための新しいフロンティアを見つけよう。彼らは惑星につまずいたため彼らの偉大な最高の指導者、JFK の名誉のジェイ ・ エフ ・ ケイと名付けた。この世界ラビ緑の石を発見し、"見えると述べたこの石に汝の子供、神の心は、