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One day I was eating this guy right, as you do, cut him up, salt and pepper, boom! Perfect meal! Problem is, this guy had a tumor! Really should have checked before I cooked him and ate him

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ある日、私はあなたがそうするように、この男を正しく食べていました、彼を切り刻み、塩とコショウ、ブーム！完璧な食事！問題は、この男は腫瘍を持っていたということです！私が彼を料理して食べる前に本当にチェックすべきだった

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One day I was eating this guy right, as you do, chopping him, salt and pepper, boom! The perfect meal! The problem is that this guy had a tumor! I should really check before I cook and eat him

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ある日、私はあなたがそうするように、彼を切り刻んで、塩とコショウ、ブームでこの男を正しく食べていました！完璧な食事！問題は、この男が腫瘍を持っていたということです！私は彼を料理して食べる前に本当にチェックする必要があります

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One day I chopped him up and ate this guy right with salt, pepper and a boom, as you do! The perfect meal! The problem is that this guy had a tumor! I really need to check before cooking and eating him

INTO JAPANESE

ある日、私は彼を切り刻み、あなたと同じように、この男を塩、コショウ、ブームで食べました！完璧な食事！問題は、この男が腫瘍を持っていたということです！私は本当に彼を料理して食べる前にチェックする必要があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

One day I chopped him up and ate this guy with salt, pepper and boom, just like you! The perfect meal! The problem is that this guy had a tumor! I really need to check before cooking and eating him

INTO JAPANESE

ある日、私は彼を切り刻み、あなたと同じように、この男を塩、コショウ、ブームで食べました！完璧な食事！問題は、この男が腫瘍を持っていたということです！私は本当に彼を料理して食べる前にチェックする必要があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

One day I chopped him up and ate this guy with salt, pepper and boom, just like you! The perfect meal! The problem is that this guy had a tumor! I really need to check before cooking and eating him