YOU SAID:
One day, I was eating some cabbage and then an anvil fell on my head and told me to go eat some mushrooms but I was too full from eating my toenail clippings.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、私はキャベツを食べていて、アンビルが頭の上に落ちてキノコを食べるように言われましたが、私は足の切り抜きを食べることからあまりにも満ちていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, I was eating cabbage, anvil fell on my head told me to eat mushrooms, but I was filled with too much to eat foot clippings.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、私はキャベツを食べていた、アンビルは私の頭の上に落ちたキノコを食べるように私に言ったが、私は足の切り抜きを食べるにはあまりにも満ちていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I was eating cabbage, Anvil told me to eat mushrooms that fell on my head, but I was too full to eat foot clippings.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日私はキャベツを食べていた、アンビルは私の頭の上に落ちたキノコを食べるように言ったが、足切れを食べるにはあまりにも満杯だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I was eating cabbage, Anvil told me to eat mushrooms that fell on my head, but it was too full to eat a piece of foot.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日私はキャベツを食べていた、アンビルは私の頭に落ちたキノコを食べるように言ったが、足を食べるにはあまりにもいっぱいだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I was eating cabbage, Anvil told me to eat mushrooms that fell on my head, but it was too full to eat my feet.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日私はキャベツを食べていた、アンビルは私の頭の上に落ちたキノコを食べるように言ったが、足を食べるには余裕があった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I was eating cabbage, Anvil told me to eat the mushrooms that fell on my head, but I could afford to eat my feet.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日私はキャベツを食べていた、アンビルは私の頭の上に落ちたキノコを食べるように言ったが、私は足を食べる余裕があった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I was eating cabbage, Anvil told me to eat the mushrooms that fell on my head, but I could afford to eat my feet.
That's deep, man.