YOU SAID:
one day i walked home to find a sloth in my clothes so i shot him and he became my mom who birthed a whale today and i went to school in my waffle stomping boots are my favorite shoes
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、家に帰っていたら服の中にナマケモノがいたので撃ってみたら、彼は今日クジラを産んだ私のお母さんになり、ワッフルストンピングブーツを履いて学校に行きました。お気に入りの靴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I was coming home and there was a sloth in my clothes so I shot him and he became my mom who gave birth to a whale today and went to school wearing waffle stomping boots. These are my favorite shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、家に帰ると服の中にナマケモノがいたので撃ってみたら、彼は今日クジラを産んだ私のお母さんになり、ワッフル踏み靴を履いて学校に行きました。これらは私のお気に入りの靴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, when I came home, there was a sloth in my clothes, so I shot it, and he became my mother who gave birth to a whale today, and she went to school wearing waffle treadmills. These are my favorite shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、家に帰ると服の中にナマケモノがいたので撃ってみたら、彼が今日クジラを産んだ私の母親になり、彼女はワッフルトレッドミルを履いて学校に行きました。これらは私のお気に入りの靴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I came home and there was a sloth in my clothes so I shot it and he turned out to be my mother who gave birth to a whale today and she went to school on the waffle treadmill. These are my favorite shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日家に帰ると、服の中にナマケモノがいたので撃ってみたら、彼は今日クジラを産んだ私の母親で、彼女はワッフルトレッドミルで学校に通っていました。これらは私のお気に入りの靴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I came home and there was a sloth in my clothes so I shot it and he turned out to be my mother who gave birth to a whale today and she was going to school on the waffle treadmill. These are my favorite shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日家に帰ると服の中にナマケモノがいたので撃ってみたら、彼は今日クジラを産んだ私の母親で、ワッフルトレッドミルで学校に通っていたことが分かりました。これらは私のお気に入りの靴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I came home and there was a sloth in my clothes so I shot it and it turned out that he was my mother who gave birth to the whale today and was going to school on the waffle treadmill. These are my favorite shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日家に帰ると服の中にナマケモノがいたので撃ってみると、彼が今日クジラを産んだ私の母親で、ワッフルトレッドミルで学校に通っていることが分かりました。これらは私のお気に入りの靴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I came home and there was a sloth in my clothes so I shot it and found out he was my mother who gave birth to the whale today and was going to school on the waffle treadmill. These are my favorite shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日家に帰ると服の中にナマケモノがいたので撃ってみると、彼が今日クジラを産んだ私の母親で、ワッフルトレッドミルで学校に通っていることが分かりました。これらは私のお気に入りの靴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I came home and there was a sloth in my clothes so I shot it and found out he was my mother who gave birth to the whale today and was going to school on the waffle treadmill. These are my favorite shoes.
You should move to Japan!