YOU SAID:
one day I sat in a toilet
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレに座って 1 日
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sat on the toilet 1
INTO JAPANESE
私は 1、トイレに座ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sit toilet, 1.
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレ、1 を座っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am sitting toilet, 1.
INTO JAPANESE
1、トイレに座っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1, sitting on the toilet.
INTO JAPANESE
1、トイレに座って。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1, sitting on the toilet.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.