YOU SAID:
one bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. back to back they faced eachother, pulled out their swordes and shot eachother. A blind policeman saw the noise, pulled out his sword and shot the two dead boys.
INTO JAPANESE
真夜中のある明るい日、2人の死んだ男の子が立ち上がって戦った。彼らは背中合わせに向かい合って、剣を抜いてお互いを撃った。盲目の警官はその音を見て、剣を抜いて二人の死んだ少年を撃った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On a bright day at midnight, two dead boys stood up and fought. They faced back to back, pulled out their swords and shot each other. The blind policeman saw the sound and pulled out his sword to shoot the two dead boys.
INTO JAPANESE
真夜中の明るい日、2人の死んだ男の子が立ち上がって戦った。彼らは背中合わせに向き合い、剣を抜いてお互いを撃った。盲目の警官はその音を見て剣を抜いて二人の死んだ少年を撃った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On a bright day at midnight, two dead boys stood up and fought. They faced back to back, pulled out their swords and shot each other. The blind policeman saw the sound and pulled out his sword to shoot the two dead boys.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
