YOU SAID:
one bored idiot is about to read this
INTO JAPANESE
1人の退屈な馬鹿がこれを読んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One boring idiot is reading this
INTO JAPANESE
退屈な馬鹿がこれを読んでいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Boring idiot reading this
INTO JAPANESE
これを読んで退屈な馬鹿
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Boring idiot reading this
That didn't even make that much sense in English.