YOU SAID:
Once when I was a young lad
INTO JAPANESE
かつて私が若い若者だったとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time when I was a young lad
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私が若い若者だったとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time when I was a young lad
That didn't even make that much sense in English.