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Once upon the time Adaobi was wearing very short shorts, and then Adonis was like, “Yo Adobieeee u luk dum” and the Adaobi got sad so she jumped out of the window, but then she was caught by a midget named Mara. And Mara was like “wut da heyul” And she dropped Adaobi on the ground, then Adaobi died because she landed on a snail and she was allergic to snails. Then mara was like, “O noes I killed theat child” and then Adaobi said nothing because she was ded. “Hey guise wats up” Adonis said, walking outside then he was like “omg wHAT HAPPENED TO THAT KID” he screamed, pointing at Adaobi’s corpse, who didn’t answer, because she was dead. “the snayul did it.” Mara said. Adonis nodded, “Yes, naughti snaiyul.” He agreed. Then the snail died. “We must have funeral.” Mara said, a single tear rolling down her face. “Yes yes” Adonis agreed, picking up the snail corpse. They walked away, ignoring Adaobi’s immobile figure, crumpled on the floor, dead at the hands of the very snail they were planning the funeral for. The end.
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かつてAdaobiが非常に短いショートパンツを着て、Adonisは "Yo Adobieeee u luk dum"のようになり、Adaobiは彼女が窓から飛び出したので悲しみましたが、彼女はMaraという小さな仲間に捕まってしまいました。そしてマラは "ウット・ダ・ヒュルル"のようなものだった。そして、彼女は地面にアタオビを落とした。そして、彼女はカタツムリに上陸して死んだ。
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Once Adaobi wore a very short shorts, Adonis became like "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum", Adaobi grieved because she jumped out of the window but she got to a small group called Mara I was caught. And Mala was like "Uttar da Hurl"
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Adaobiが非常に短いショーツを着ると、Adonisは "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum"のようになり、Adaobiは窓から飛び降りたので悲しんだが、彼女はMaraという小さなグループにやって来た。そしてMalaは "Uttar da Hurl"のようだった
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When Adaobi wears very short shorts, Adonis looks like "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum" and Adaobi grieved because he jumped out of the window, but she came to a small group called Mara. And Mala was like "Uttar da Hurl"
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Adaobiが非常に短いショーツを着用すると、Adonisは "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum"のように見え、Adaobiは窓から飛び出したので悲しんだが、Maraという小さなグループにやって来た。そしてMalaは "Uttar da Hurl"のようだった
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When Adaobi wears a very short shorts, Adonis looks like "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum", Adaobi came to a small group called Mara, although saddened because it jumped out of the window. And Mala was like "Uttar da Hurl"
INTO JAPANESE
Adaobiが非常に短いショーツを着ると、Adonisは "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum"のように見え、AdaobiはMaraという小さなグループにやって来ましたが、窓から飛び出したので悲しくなりました。そしてMalaは "Uttar da Hurl"のようだった
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When Adaobi wears very short shorts, Adonis looks like "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum", Adaobi came to a small group called Mara, but since it jumped out of the window it got sad. And Mala was like "Uttar da Hurl"
INTO JAPANESE
Adaobiが非常に短いショーツを着ると、Adonisは "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum"のように見え、AdaobiはMaraという小さなグループにやってきましたが、窓から飛び出したので悲しいです。そしてMalaは "Uttar da Hurl"のようだった
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When Adaobi wears a very short shorts, Adonis looks like "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum", Adaobi came to a small group called Mara, but it is sad because he jumped out of the window. And Mala was like "Uttar da Hurl"
INTO JAPANESE
Adaobiが非常に短いショーツを着ると、Adonisは "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum"のように見えますが、AdaobiはMaraという小さなグループにやって来ましたが、窓から飛び出したので悲しいです。そしてMalaは "Uttar da Hurl"のようだった
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When Adaobi wears very short shorts, Adonis looks like "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum", but Adaobi came to a small group called Mara, but sad because I jumped out of the window. And Mala was like "Uttar da Hurl"
INTO JAPANESE
Adaobiが非常に短いショーツを着ると、Adonisは "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum"のように見えますが、AdaobiはMaraという小さなグループに来ましたが、窓から飛び出したので悲しいです。そしてMalaは "Uttar da Hurl"のようだった
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When Adaobi wears very short shorts, Adonis looks like "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum", but Adaobi came to a small group called Mara, but sad because it jumped out of the window. And Mala was like "Uttar da Hurl"
INTO JAPANESE
Adaobiが非常に短いショーツを着ると、Adonisは "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum"のように見えますが、AdaobiはMaraという小さなグループに来ましたが、窓から飛び出したので悲しいです。そしてMalaは "Uttar da Hurl"のようだった
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When Adaobi wears very short shorts, Adonis looks like "Yo Adob ieeee u luk dum", but Adaobi came to a small group called Mara, but sad because it jumped out of the window. And Mala was like "Uttar da Hurl"
That didn't even make that much sense in English.