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once upon a time there was hummus and he humped a girl and a girl got pregnant and then she had a miscarriage so hummus killed the girl in cold blood and the cops never found out

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むかしむかしフムスがあり、彼は女の子をこぶし、女の子が妊娠した後、彼女は流産したので、フムスは冷たい血で女の子を殺し、警官は決して見つけませんでした

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Once upon a time there was hummus, he hummed a girl, and after the girl got pregnant, she miscarried, so hummus killed the girl with cold blood, and the cops never found

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むかしむかし、フムスがあった、彼は女の子をハミングし、女の子が妊娠した後、彼女は流産したので、フムスは冷たい血で女の子を殺し、警官は見つからなかった

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Once upon a time there was a hummus, he hummed the girl, and after the girl became pregnant, she miscarried, so hummus killed the girl with cold blood, and the cops were not found

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、フムスがあった、彼は女の子をハミングし、女の子が妊娠した後、彼女は流産したので、フムスは冷たい血で女の子を殺し、警官は見つかりませんでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time there was hummus, he hummed the girl, and after the girl got pregnant, she miscarried, so hummus killed the girl with cold blood and the cops were not found

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、フムスがあった、彼は女の子をハミングし、女の子が妊娠した後、彼女は流産したので、フムスは冷たい血で女の子を殺し、警官は見つかりませんでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time there was hummus, he hummed the girl, and after the girl got pregnant, she miscarried, so hummus killed the girl with cold blood and the cops were not found