YOU SAID:
Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly EVERYBODY DIED. The end.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、醜いフジツボがあった。彼は醜いので誰もが死亡しました。最後です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, you had ugly barnacle. Has anyone died because he is ugly. It is the last.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、あなたは醜いフジツボを持っていた。彼は醜いので誰も死亡しました。それは最後です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time you had an ugly barnacle. No one died because he was ugly. It is the last.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、あなたは醜いフジツボがいた。誰には、醜いので、彼が死亡しました。それは最後です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, you were ugly barnacle. Who are ugly, so I killed him. It is the last.
That's deep, man.