YOU SAID:
Once upon a time there was an old lady who lived in a shoe
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、靴にお婆さんが住んでいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, an old woman lived in shoes
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、老婆は靴の中に住んでいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, the old woman lived in her shoes
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、老婆は靴を履いて暮らしていました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, an old woman lived in shoes
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、老婆は靴の中に住んでいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, the old woman lived in her shoes
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、老婆は靴を履いて暮らしていました
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