YOU SAID:
Once upon a time, there was an asparagus named Susie. Susie liked to eat asparagus. Susie got arrested for being a cannibal.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、スージーという名前のアスパラガスがありました。スージーはアスパラガスを食べるのが好きだった。スージーは人食いで逮捕された。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was an asparagus named Suzy. Suzy liked to eat asparagus. Susie was arrested for cannibalism.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、Suzyという名前のアスパラガスがありました。スージーはアスパラガスを食べるのが好きだった。スージーは人食いで逮捕された。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was an asparagus named Suzy. Suzy liked to eat asparagus. Susie was arrested for cannibalism.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.