YOU SAID:
Once upon a time, there was an appropriately named little donkey
INTO JAPANESE
かつては、適切に名付けられた小さなロバがあった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the past there was a suitably named little ass
INTO JAPANESE
過去には、適切な名前の小さなお尻があった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the past, there was a small butt in the proper name
INTO JAPANESE
過去には、適切な名前の小さなお尻があった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the past, there was a small butt in the proper name
That didn't even make that much sense in English.