YOU SAID:

Once upon a time there was a unicorn that farted in the woods and caught the place on fire because the watermelons were nowhere to be found, except the one delivered to the Moon for the cosmonauts as they became very unruly when the peanut butter was melted.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、ピーナッツバターが溶けて非常に手に負えなくなったために宇宙飛行士のために月に届けられたものを除いて、スイカがどこにも見つからなかったため、森の中でおならをしてその場所に火をつけたユニコーンがいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, no watermelons were found anywhere except the one delivered to the moon for astronauts because the peanut butter melted and became so unmanageable that they flatulent in the woods. There was a unicorn that lit the fire.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、ピーナッツバターが溶けて手に負えなくなって森の中で鼓腸したため、宇宙飛行士のために月に届けられたものを除いて、スイカはどこにも見つかりませんでした。火をつけたユニコーンがいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, peanut butter melted and became unmanageable and flatulenced in the woods, so no watermelon was found anywhere except the one delivered to the moon for astronauts. There was a unicorn that lit a fire.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、ピーナッツバターは溶けて手に負えなくなり、森の中で膨らんでいたので、宇宙飛行士のために月に届けられたものを除いて、どこにもスイカは見つかりませんでした。火をつけたユニコーンがいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, peanut butter melted and became unmanageable and swelled in the woods, so no watermelon was found anywhere except the one delivered to the moon for astronauts. There was a unicorn that lit a fire.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、ピーナッツバターは溶けて手に負えなくなり、森の中で膨らんでいたので、宇宙飛行士のために月に届けられたものを除いて、どこにもスイカは見つかりませんでした。火をつけたユニコーンがいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, peanut butter melted and became unmanageable and swelled in the woods, so no watermelon was found anywhere except the one delivered to the moon for astronauts. There was a unicorn that lit a fire.