YOU SAID:
Once upon a time there was a stupid princess who lived in a dumb tower and she was never allowed to leave because her mom was a divorced widow who stole her and forced her to eat hazelnut soup every single day
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、愚かな塔に住んでいた愚かな王女がいました。彼女のお母さんは離婚した未亡人で、彼女を盗んで毎日ヘーゼルナッツスープを食べさせたので、彼女は決して去ることを許されませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a stupid princess who lived in a stupid tower. Her mom was a divorced widow who stole her and made her eat hazelnut soup every day so she was never allowed to leave
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、愚かな塔に住んでいた愚かな王女がいました。彼女の母親は離婚した未亡人で、彼女を盗み、毎日ヘーゼルナッツスープを食べさせたので、彼女は決して離れることを許されなかった.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a stupid princess who lived in a stupid tower. Her mother was a divorced widow who stole her and made her eat hazelnut soup every day, so she was never allowed to leave.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、愚かな塔に住んでいた愚かな王女がいました。彼女の母親は離婚した未亡人で、彼女を盗み、毎日ヘーゼルナッツスープを食べさせたので、彼女は決して離れることを許されませんでした.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a stupid princess who lived in a stupid tower. Her mother was a divorced widow who stole her and made her eat hazelnut soup every day, so she was never allowed to leave.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.