YOU SAID:
Once upon a time there was a person and he died. And then a chicken named Paul died because you didn’t give him enough worms. Then he died again because you gave him too many worms. The end.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、ある人がいましたが、彼は亡くなりました。そしてポールという名前の鶏が死んだのは、あなたが彼に十分な虫を与えなかったからです。それから、あなたが彼にあまりにも多くの虫を与えたために、彼はまた死にました。終わり。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a man who died. And a chicken named Paul died because you didn't feed him enough worms. Then he died again because you gave him too many bugs. end.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、亡くなった男がいました。そして、ポールという名前の鶏が死んだのは、あなたが彼に十分な虫を与えなかったからです。それから、あなたが彼に虫を与えすぎたために、彼はまた死にました。終わり。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was a man who died. And a chicken named Paul died because you didn't feed him enough worms. Then he died again because you gave him too many bugs. end.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、亡くなった男がいました。そして、ポールという名前の鶏が死んだのは、あなたが彼に十分な虫を与えなかったからです。それから、あなたが彼に虫を与えすぎたために、彼はまた死にました。終わり。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was a man who died. And a chicken named Paul died because you didn't feed him enough worms. Then he died again because you gave him too many bugs. end.
That's deep, man.