YOU SAID:
Once upon a time, there was a man who was a man with a dad plan. The man wanted to plan to dad his sad wand in the sand. Bad dad lad.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、お父さんの計画を持った男だった男がいました。その男は砂の中に彼の悲しい杖をパパにしようと計画したかった。悪いお父さんがいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a man who was a man with his plan. That guy wanted to plan to make his sad stick daddy in the sand. There was a bad father.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし彼の計画を持った男である男がいました。あの男は砂の中で彼の悲しい杖をパパにしようと思った。悪い父親がいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a man who is a man with his plan. That man tried to make his sad stick daddy in the sand. There was a bad father.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし彼の計画を持った男である男がいました。あの男は砂の中に彼の悲しい棒をパパにしようとした。悪い父親がいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a man who is a man with his plan. That man tried to make his sad stick daddy in the sand. There was a bad father.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.