YOU SAID:
once upon a time there was a man named ted that married a dog named cash which was a woman
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、あった女性だったという名前の犬現金と結婚した男の名前付きテッド
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once, she too was a magnificent sorcerer with so much promise.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、 彼女は壮大な魔女だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once, she too was a magnificent sorcerer with so much promise.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.