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Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)

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昔々、美しいお姫様がいました。しかし、彼女には、愛の最初のキスによってのみ解くことができる恐ろしい種類の魔法がありました。彼女は恐ろしい火を吐くドラゴンが守る城に閉じ込められていた。多くの勇敢な騎士たち

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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. But she had a terrible kind of enchantment that could only be broken with love's first kiss. She was imprisoned in a castle guarded by a fearsome fire-breathing dragon. many brave knights

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昔々、美しいお姫様がいました。しかし彼女には、愛のファーストキスでしか解けない恐ろしい種類の魔法があった。彼女は恐ろしい火を吐くドラゴンが守る城に幽閉されていた。たくさんの勇敢な騎士たち

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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. But she had a terrifying kind of magic that could only be broken by love's first kiss. She is imprisoned in a castle guarded by a terrifying fire-breathing dragon. many brave knights

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昔々、美しいお姫様がいました。しかし彼女には、愛のファーストキスでのみ解ける恐ろしい魔法があった。彼女は恐ろしい火を吐くドラゴンが守る城に幽閉されている。たくさんの勇敢な騎士たち

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. But she has a terrible spell that can only be broken with love's first kiss. She is imprisoned in a castle guarded by a fearsome fire-breathing dragon. many brave knights

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、美しいお姫様がいました。しかし彼女には、愛のファーストキスでしか解けない恐ろしい魔法があった。彼女は恐ろしい火を吐くドラゴンが守る城に幽閉されている。たくさんの勇敢な騎士たち

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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. However, she had a terrible spell that could only be broken with love's first kiss. She is imprisoned in a castle guarded by a terrifying fire-breathing dragon. many brave knights

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、美しいお姫様がいました。しかし、彼女には愛のファーストキスでしか解けない恐ろしい魔法があった。彼女は恐ろしい火を吐くドラゴンが守る城に幽閉されている。たくさんの勇敢な騎士たち

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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. However, she had a terrible spell that could only be broken with love's first kiss. She is imprisoned in a castle guarded by a terrifying fire-breathing dragon. many brave knights