YOU SAID:

Once upon a time there was a little ogre named Shrek, who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. It was a pretty nasty place, but he was happy because ogres like nasty. On his 7th birthday the little ogre’s parents sat him down to talk, just as all ogre parents had for hundreds of years before. Ahh, I know it’s sad, very sad, but ogres are used to that – the hardships, the indignities. And so the little ogre went on his way and found a perfectly rancid swamp far away from civilization. And whenever a mob came along to attack him he knew exactly what to do. Rooooooaaaaar! Hahahaha!

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、木によって沼地で彼の両親と住んでいたというシュレック、小さな鬼があった。それはかなり厄介な場所だったが、鬼のように厄介なので、彼は幸せだった。小さな鬼の両親は彼の 7 歳の誕生日話、何百年も前にいただけすべての鬼親に座らせた。ああ、私は知っている悲しい、非常に悲しい、だけど鬼