YOU SAID:
Once Upon a time, there was a frog in the middle of the desert and got eaten by rattlesnake. The end.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ 何? だって 床の真ん中にあったから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uh, there was a cup in the middle of the floor.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ 何? だって 床の真ん中にあったから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uh, there was a cup in the middle of the floor.
You should move to Japan!