YOU SAID:
once upon a time there was a chicken. The chicken peed on the dog, and the dog peed on the cat. The cat, then rode in someone's motercycle and then peed on a tree. Then the tree peed on the motercycle.... Wait..... what?
INTO JAPANESE
昔々チキンがいました。鶏は犬をのぞき、犬は猫をのぞきました。猫は、それから誰かのオートバイに乗って、それから木にのぞきました。それから木はオートバイをのぞき見しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a chicken. The chicken looked at the dog and the dog looked at the cat. The cat then rode someone's motorcycle and then looked into the tree. Then the tree peeped at the motorcycle.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々チキンがいました。鶏は犬を見、犬は猫を見た。それから猫は誰かのバイクに乗ってから木の中を見ました。それから木はオートバイをのぞいた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a chicken. The chicken looked at the dog and the dog looked at the cat. Then the cat looked in the tree after riding someone's bike. Then the tree looked at the motorcycle.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々チキンがいました。鶏は犬を見、犬は猫を見た。それから猫は誰かの自転車に乗った後木の中を見ました。それから木はオートバイを見ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a chicken. The chicken looked at the dog and the dog looked at the cat. Then the cat looked inside the tree after riding someone's bike. Then the tree looked at a motorcycle.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々チキンがいました。鶏は犬を見、犬は猫を見た。それから猫は誰かの自転車に乗った後木の中を見ました。それから木はオートバイを見ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a chicken. The chicken looked at the dog and the dog looked at the cat. Then the cat looked inside the tree after riding someone's bike. Then the tree looked at a motorcycle.
That's deep, man.