YOU SAID:

Once upon a time, there lived a man. He was a very old man, and his name was Joe. Afterwards, he promptly died by attempting to inhale a car.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、男が住んでいた。彼は非常に古い男だった、彼の名前はジョーです。その後、彼は速やかに車を吸入しようとして死亡しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, a man lived. He was a very old man, his name is Joe. And then he tries to inhale car promptly, were killed.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、男が住んでいた。彼は非常に古い男だった、彼の名前はジョーです。その後、速やかに車を吸入しようとする彼を殺されました。