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Once upon a time, my sister ate a sock. We had to get her to barf so it wouldn't ruin her digestive system. It was gross and dirty. The sock was dirty also. Our dog tried to eat it after.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、妹は靴下を食べています。私たちは彼女の消化器系を台無しにしないように彼女をバーフに連れて行かなければならなかった。それはひどく汚かった。靴下も汚れていた。私たちの犬は後でそれを食べようとしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, my sister is eating socks. We had to take her to barf so as not to ruin her digestive system. It was terribly dirty. My socks were dirty, too. Our dog tried to eat it later.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、妹は靴下を食べています。私たちは彼女の消化器系を台無しにしないように彼女をバーフに連れて行かなければならなかった。それはひどく汚れていました。私の靴下も汚れていました。私たちの犬は後でそれを食べようとしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, my sister is eating socks. We had to take her to barf so as not to ruin her digestive system. It was terribly dirty. My socks were dirty, too. Our dog tried to eat it later.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.