YOU SAID:
Once upon a time my brother came by and smiled at me so I farted
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし私の兄で来たし、ので、私はおならは私に微笑んだ
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Once upon a time my brother came, so I simply smiled at me fart
INTO JAPANESE
私は単におならに私に微笑んだので、弟来たむかしむかし
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I simply smiled at me to fart, my brother came once upon a time
INTO JAPANESE
私は単におならをする私に微笑んだ、だから兄来たむかしむかし
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I smiled at me just to fart, so my brother came once upon a time
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうどおならに私を微笑んだので、私の兄弟は一度に来た
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I just smiled at the fart so my brothers came at once
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうどおならに微笑んだので、私の兄弟はすぐに来た
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As I just smiled at the fart, my brothers came soon
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうどおならに微笑んだので、私の兄弟はすぐに来た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As I just smiled at the fart, my brothers came soon
You should move to Japan!