YOU SAID:
Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night, and that is how the cookie crumbles.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、それは暗くて嵐の夜でした、そしてそれはクッキーが崩れる方法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night, and that's how cookies break down.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、それは暗くて嵐の夜でした、そしてそれがクッキーが崩壊する方法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night, and that's how cookies break down.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.