YOU SAID:
Once upon a time into the west
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし西に
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once Upon a time long West
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし長い西
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once Upon a long long west
INTO JAPANESE
かつて長い長い西
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once a long long west
INTO JAPANESE
かつて長い西
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once a long west
INTO JAPANESE
かつて長い西
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once a long west
That didn't even make that much sense in English.